Choked a dog, Butt spews, Investigators

So let me just start out with the funny story. So one night we were going to visit a convert. My comp and I sit down next to the door and I knock on the door. Nestor (convert) has a huge rotweiler and it always wants to kill us. So theres a little hole in the door and it always looks out of it and barks at us. So it barked at us for about 15 minutes straight while we were talking. Then it goes quiet and we don't notice it until 5 mins later. At the time I was drinking some water and 5 mins later I hear BARK super loud in my ear! So I turn around and squirt my water at the dog and it stops barking. Little did I know that I shot the water straight down its throat and 10 seconds later I hear a choking noise. I choked the dog! As soon as we heard that we died laughing it was so funny!! 

Other funny story, my comp (Elder Butt) and I were at lunch the other day. My comp puts on some chili powder on his food. He goes to eat some potato with it and it burned his throat  so he goes to take a drink and as he's taking a drink, the powder goes into his throat and he spews all of the drink out on me. I was like WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?!?! Hahahaha it was pretty funny.

We have two investigators that were hoping will get baptized this week, they have a ton of faith and want to be baptized, if they don't this week then next week. But they'll get baptized I know it. 

The mission is great! I was definitely dying last week and even my comp told me I looked like I was dying. But yeah, I'm all good now. My body hurts a little just from being in the mission, but other than that...all good. I miss those little boys a ton as well haha. 

My city is huge and there are a bunch of shopping areas. My shoes are trashed again. I destroy them haha. And Elder Butt is super cool. 

Other than that not too much else to say!! 

I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!!!